Simple Guide To Get Into A Threesome


Threesomes can be tricky

Very tricky.

Do it wrong and it can jeopardize your relationship with a girl. Do it right and you can experience something only 2% of men have ever had the joy of experiencing.

Threesomes don’t come around often. Given that you need a girl that is willing to swing with another chick or with one of your friends, your chances of getting into one are slim.

In either case, I strongly disagree getting a girl you care about involved. A threesome can only damage a love-relationship. If you want to get a girl involved, get one that you don’t have too many feelings for, one that you see as play mate or sex partner (and she sees you in that light likewise).

Every now and then you will come about women like this, especially after using the Advanced Macking methods. They understand that if things don’t work out, no one will be hurt and you won’t be hearing about this for the rest of your life. So when I refer to “girl” here, please understand that I don’t mean girl friend but instead a sex-partner, some one who you can call for last-minute sex and not someone who you picture getting married to.

 

There are two ways to make a threesome come about:

  • You and a friend do a girl
  • You and your girl find a lesbian

 Naturally, most of us guys would rather be involved with two women, instead of having to share. But most women (excuse the low-brow analogy) are like a “power strip: You can connect several devices to it!”

Plus the experience is just as fun. And the bragging rights are just as valuable.

 

The two guys with one girl scenario

1) You and your homeboy play with a girl.

To better illustrate how you can bring this up, let me tell you a recent threesome I had:

I was at a party, when Isabel, a suburban sex partner chick of mine called. She wanted to come meet me. I told her I was at a party, (while trying to hint that I was busy). She begged that she wanted to see me that night. I reluctantly agreed and told her the address. I did not want her at that party because there were several other women I had my eye But I figured one in the hand is better than two in the bush, plus she was a freak. Soon she was over. She was all over me, kissing, marking her territory from the other girls. Understandable, but not cool, since I did want to meet new chicks that night, even with her at the party.

So I figured she would have to pay in return for me losing my potential clients. I told her that here in the city (Chicago), we party differently from the suburbs. She asked me what I meant. I told her that we frequently get into threesomes, and that, if she wanted to hang-around with me tonight, she would have to swing with a friend and me.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not gay, but I figured it would be a fun activity, as long as he stays on one side and me on the other. “Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant”

I told her those were the breaks, because I was getting into that topic with another chick when she called. Meaning, if I “don’t get it with you, I can get it with another tonight”. I was hustling, but it worked.

She agreed to it. I told her not to worry about it, to have fun at the party. Later on, the three of us came home. During the car drive, I did not bring up the subject. Why seem like an amateur and over-hype it? Pretend it isn’t going to happen, don’t bring it up and you don’t give her a chance to change her decision, make terms (“lights off”) or over think.  

We got home, Isabel and I started making out and pretty soon she was giving me head. I kept my bedroom door open. 15 Minutes into the blowjob, she was pretty excited, playing with her-self as well. David passed by my bedroom, as we had arranged. I signaled him in, and without much noise, he took his clothes off and started kissing her back. She was startled, but soon realized that she wanted it just as much as we did. He then started licking her from behind, and the night went flawlessly for three hours.

Once we were done, David, being the well-trained sexpert, left the room and us alone.

That was it, it went pretty easy, almost like a porno-flick.

 

The Rules

What I learned from this and other “2 guys and girl” style threesomes was:

– Freaks are the best candidates (obviously, good-girls won’t be into it as easily as sex freaks). If you have met a freak or have slept with a freak or are sleeping with a freak, now is the time for threesomes. You would be surprised at how willing they are to experiment.

– Don’t ask if she wants to, tell her how it’s going to go down. If she doesn’t like it then she can leave. (Don’t hustle if you don’t have any cards, though.)

– If you are going to invite a home-boy of yours to join, make sure he looks desirable and he doesn’t have a loud/gossipy reputation.

– During the threesome, tell your friend to just join, and not ask to join as he steps in the room. Once I waited for 40 minutes for two girls to invite me to their kissing, only to later find out that I should have just joined and kissed them, without asking.

– During sex, it is better to keep music just loud enough so that conversations can’t start. If they start, then people can start to argue or joke or tell stories, save that for another time.

– Before proposing a threesome to your girl, ask her opinion of your home-boy/wing-man. Depending on how she answers, you’ll know if he will be the one for the job.

– When you invite the chick, make it sound like you and your home-boy made a decision to let you be the one that you want to have a threesome with. I.e.: “We thought it would be cool to party with you.”

– Make it seem like you three are just going to go back and play. Don’t describe everything that will happen, as she may not be ready to be hearing or imagining it yet. Just say that you three could go back and “party”. Make it seem like its going to be something light, just a little risqué.

– If she changes her mind, then tell her its ok. You can still sleep with her as a couple. Talk about it some other day, not the next day, as the reasons for her decision will still be fresh in her mind.

-Let her be an active partner too. If she becomes the passive player, if you are the one doing everything and she is just receiving, she may feel spoiled or abused. Every now and then ask her for a massage, kiss, head etc. It should be interactive and everyone should take part.

Smitten Kitten Online

“You are doing it all wrong” technique

Let’s say you just met her at a bar or club and the three of you are now back at your apartment.  Conversation is good, sipping on wine or whatever. You haven’t brought up the threesome idea yet so you don’t know if she is up for it.

How it starts

Your boy leaves the room and says he is going somewhere for a while (i.e. gas station to get cigarettes). He leaves. You two are now alone.

“Come here. Let me show you this really cool massage trick I learned yesterday!”

 “Okay!” She replies. Who the hell is going to deny a massage? Especially when it’s a new trick. You start to massage her, you tell her to lie down and relax. You proceed. Don’t ask her to take her clothes off yet. Right now you just want it to be innocent. Back massage, clothes on.

He comes back 

Soon, ten minutes into her massage, you homeboy walks in from the gas station. She won’t be startled be cause what you two are doing is innocent: just a back massage, clothes are on. He walks in and sees that you giving her a massage. “No, no, no. Is that supposed to be the Manchu-massage I taught you?” He asks.

“Yeah”

“No, no! You are doing it all wrong!”

“Well, how does it go?”

“Here, move aside.”

Bingo! You move aside and let him do the massage. She should be so relaxed, that she won’t care who is giving her massage, as long as it feels good.

Switch 

You excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, so that he can have a moment with her. You come back, dim the lights and turn up the music (Portishead, Sade, and D’Angelo). You start massaging her legs. It has started. Now the two of you are having physical contact with her. He is on her back, you on the legs.

Get Erotic

Slowly work your movements towards her inner thigh. Your clothes should start coming off, slowly. No rush, no sudden moves. One of you starts kissing the back of her neck. The other caressing (massaging) her inner thigh. Proceed at your own pace. Ask her to remove her bra because the straps are in the way. Later, give the same excuse for her pants (unless she is wearing a skirt, which would make things A LOT easier).

If she hasn’t tried to stop everything by now, you are in for plenty. Don’t go too fast at any point. Any sudden moves, if you undress too fast, talk too much or start grabbing her breasts, she may snap out of her relaxation state and start thinking. Thinking is not good at this moment. Just let your actions do the talking, and the music and ambiance control the vibe.

The advantage of getting it on with a friend and a chick is that after this all happens, you’ll know she is a freak and it should be her turn to find a partner: “Do you think Jamie would enjoy this?” You ask. “I don’t know. Maybe.” “Let’s all go out next Friday, just the four of us. We’ll see how it goes…”

Smitten Kitten Online

You and a girl find a lesbian

The second way for threesomes to happen is two girls and a guy.

Cast

To make this happen you need to get one of your lady sex-partners involved. Find out if she has ever had or wanted to have sex with another girl. If there is any trace of a “yes” in her answer, then suggest that you two go do something different. Tell her you would be very happy if she would let you watch her make out with another chick. She may be appalled at your suggestion. If so leave the subject and pretend you were joking about it. If she responds “OK” then suggest that you two go to a lesbian bar.

How to find lesbians 

To find one, you can check the local “gay guide”. Lesbian bars are less common than gay bars, so sometimes-gay bars have lesbian nights, since there is still a market for them. Chicago, for instance, has 40+ gay bars, but only 4 full time lesbian lounges. Do this research before hand, but pretend you didn’t after your partner agrees to it.

Go to the bar. Guys are welcome too in most lesbian bars; you just have to be respectful of the environment. You will notice that it can get very scary in most lesbian bars, since you are dealing with women that don’t like guys for one reason or another (which is very different from gay bars, where gays are cool with women).

Side note:

If I were you, I wouldn’t hit on any chick in there (they are there for a reason) or if one starts talking crap to you, eat it. You don’t know what kind of pact all those women have. Also, before going into the men’s bathroom, knock. They usually use that room to make out.

Your first goal is to let everyone at the bar know that you and your girl are together. So walk around the place, maybe shoot a little pool, talk to a few groups of women (ask about what time the place closes), and make yourself seen.

Lesbo pick up 

Now comes the coolest part. It took me several attempts at threesome before figuring this one. Instead of hitting on lesbians and asking them if they want to have sex with you and your girl…

…. let them pick up your girl!

Amazingly easy because you don’t do shit! Think about. The lesbians that want to get involved with your girl will hit on her. Yet since you already made clear that the two of you came together, the lesbian understands that you are involved in the process. If they don’t want to deal with you, they won’t hit on your girl, if they have a little of bi-sexuality in them, then the fact that you come attached to your girl won’t bother her.

So what do you do? You tell your girl to go dancing by herself on the dance floor. Within minutes (depending on how packed the place is) your girl will be hit on. Tell your girl that she can reject them until she finds some one she likes. Once the two are talking, they will start making out. They are good at this and this part will take care of it self. This is very normal at lesbian bars, they tend to seduce simply by skipping the conversation and going straight to kissing (lucky bitches).

Getting you in the picture 

Tell your girl that once she feels the two of them have made out enough, that she should come out and  introduce her catch to you. The lesbian will feel awkward until you tell her that you thought, “the two of you looked very sexy” making out on the dance floor. At this point, the lesbian won’t feel like she is intruding on someone’s territory, but rather that she is a welcome guest. Make the situation less tense. Chit chat, order a few drinks and get everyone bubbly. Maybe move to a slightly darker part of the bar, where you three are less visible. This should help make all three of you less self-conscious.

Three-way kiss 

If the two start making out again in front of you, this means that things are going well and that you should join Don’t ask for permission, just join in and kiss your girl first. Then, while grabbing both by the waste, kiss the lesbian. If she totally refuses to kiss you, you’re barking up the wrong tree. If she goes with it, then you’re golden.

Go Somewhere 

As soon as the scenario becomes favorably intimate, you should start making plans for pulling the “let’s go somewhere” technique, where you suggest to go somewhere else because “this place is too [insert  complaint here]”. You should, however, get your girl to propose going somewhere else. This way, the lesbian is less likely to refuse.

On your way out, figure out who lives closest. This will not only help decide where to go (without using the dreaded “my place or yours”), but will also create a sense of urgency. Furthermore, it jumps to the  assumption that there is more to be had, that you three will be getting down.

Keep the engines hot 

Let your girl sit in the back of the car with the lesbo, you don’t want any engine cooling down. Drive to  whoever’s apartment, and tell your girl to keep kissing. As soon as you three walk in, you can join in again on the kissing. Keep it going so that there are no awkward moments. Keep the lights off (if she turns them on), so as to set the mood and avoid staring contests from happening).

Let them start it 

If the situation does get weird, tell the two that you are going to go buy some wine. Here, your goal is to  just give them some space for themselves, so that they can get it going. Whether you find a liquor store open or not doesn’t matter. Show up 20 to 30 minutes later and simply walk-in quietly into whatever they are up to.

Participating

 Join in and catch up with the pace of the scene with your girls. If the two are still kissing, take your girl’s clothes off, as a hint for the lesbian to take hers. If they are eating each other out, then eat your girl friend out. Unless you are obviously invited, slowly start caressing the lesbian, and build up a foreplay so that she can enjoy it too. To fuck, oink your girl first, then the lesbian, by asking the lesbian to eat out your girl. This will put the lesbian in a position easy for you to approach her and oink.

Side Note:

One thing to remember is that girls get very disgusted by other girl’s juices, so be sure to wear a condom and change it when you switch between girls. Don’t use the same condom on both girls. (I once got into a lot of trouble with my sex-partner after wards, no more threesomes for me with her.)

Once you are done

If you finish first, leave them alone quietly, they are not done and your comments, giggles and proximity may disturb them. When it’s all said and done, let the lesbian leave, don’t ask her to stay, just get her  number, say something like “this was fun, we have you over for dinner 😉 “, give her directions home or call her a cab and let her go (pre-pay the cab driver).

If you slept at her house, leave as soon as it’s over, no need to overstay your welcome. Plus, you don’t know what kinds of feelings are brewing up between the two.

Better divide and conquer.

Jason Smith

Former Marine, IT Guy & Builder of Websites.  I have 5 US states left to visit. I enjoy hot springs, adventures, hiking, photography, sci-fi, wine, coffee & whiskey.  I am fluent in sarcasm, name that tune, & speak in movie quotes.  I spend most of my time building websites, fixing computers, metal detecting, magnet fishing and gaming occasionally.

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